To Liberals Who Think We Don't Pay Enough Taxes

It's Tax Day in America, which means that for the next several hours we will be treated to articles by pompous liberals who think that "we" (read: middle- and upper-class white people) don't pay enough in taxes; that we should be thankful that the government steals a third of our income to redistribute it to the lumpenproletariat, bankers, the military-industrial complex, Big Business, and foreign dictators; and that they would gladly pay more taxes if only the money would go to social services (sic) rather than war.

Guess what, liberals?  There is a way for you to get your wish of giving more money to the government.  Simply write a check or money order to the United States Treasury and mail it to this address:

Gifts to the United States
U.S. Department of the Treasury
Credit Accounting Branch
3700 East-West Highway, Room 622D
Hyattsville, MD 20782

This way you can get your wish of giving more money to bureaucrats who will waste it without forcing the rest of us to do the same.  Of course, I don't really expect any liberals to donate their money to the Gifts of the United States.  Liberals are much more charitable with others' money than with their own.